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Foxy Jenkins the Jewish Haberdasher
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| eep. |
[02 Jul 2009|09:31am] |
pay no attention to these two TOTALLY UNRELATED stories...
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[22 May 2009|03:23pm] |
wahhhhhh my job....
the computer programmer for the office, just in for a small project, got super stressed working with our computer and always coming up with the Blue Screen of Death and all these other problems. so he went to our boss just now and told him about how stressed he's feeling and how he wants to finish this project he's doing but something happened and he just can't finish today and he feels awful about it etc etc etc. so my boss gave him a hug! and told him it was cool and that its not a problem and that he should just take it easy and get it done without going nuts about it.
and i just had a nice long lunch with him and my supervisor where we walked through the Japanese gardens, shared a beer, and ate sushi...shiiiiiitttttt.
MY JOB RULES, IS WHAT I'M SAYINNNNN' TO YOU.
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[15 May 2009|12:15pm] |
NO MORE HEARING ABOUT GUNS, RACIST JOKES, WHY I'M THE RACIST AND NOT HIM, OR WHY EVERYTHING I DO AND THINK IS WRONG BECAUSE I AM NOT HIM!!!!
in other words, i've quit and have a new job. i can say goodbye to ^^my boss^^ and hello to the normal people out there, i.e. dreadheaded anarchists and genuinely nice people. i'll be working for a union that represents, coordinates, and lobbies for the medical marijuana collectives in Los Angeles. i will be paid 50% more than my last job, i'm working 11am to 7pm instead of 7am to 3pm, and i won't have to get small injuries to my hands and elsewhere on a daily basis. i'll mostly be a writer of anything that needs to be written or transcribed
basially my life has just skyrocketed from probably one of its worst eras to maybe its best.
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[26 Mar 2009|05:11pm] |
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aghhhhhh this is driving me crazy. does any part of this song sound familiar to anyone, but not by the Three Degrees, but someone else??? whatever. either way, its sooooo ecstasy at 1:30
(to me)
bye!
~~~~~oh wait, there's also this~~~~~
nnnnnnnnnow we can cliiiiiiiiimb the mountainnnnnnnn
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[14 Mar 2009|09:00pm] |
i've started myself on a path, to be productive, to put everything that crosses my mind, that has gone along this -single theme-, put that to stone, paper, computer, whatever is around. and i'm going to have to immerse myself. i realize i can't guess or surmise what the thing i'm writing about is actually like. and scholarly writing always feel like such a dead end in terms of any real experiential accounts of what i must know. i'm going to have to get -way- close to things that you probably would never see on such a personal level. its going to be... An Experience! a story, yes. scary yyyyy possibilities, hearts opening up, or closing involuntarily.
intense!
experience!
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| hahaha! oh man... so much more |
[02 Feb 2009|11:43pm] |
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brokeNCYDE!!
what?
hahaha!
Se7en (screams/gangster raps)
Mik L (autotune vocals)
Phat J (synths/backup vocals)
Antz (fog machine and lights)
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| what. |
[14 Jan 2009|08:15pm] |
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| Foxy DD Cash says |
[08 Jan 2009|06:58pm] |
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klaus kinski screaming while driving a tractor
klaus kinski screaming in a hot air balloon
klaus kinski screaming while eating jello jigglers
klaus kinski leading a marching band on rollerskates through a cake walk
while screaming
klaus kinski screaming while pooping out aretha franklin's head
i'm completely nuts for thi$$$$
stirring the pot! crazy windmill! this is what i want life to be like, for everyone, everywhere, all the time
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| honeybearbong! |
[08 Jan 2009|12:06am] |
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i think i'm allergic to glue. or some kinds of glue. my skin feels like its being burnt or seared when i come in contact with it.
this sucks!!
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| ob. sessed. |
[20 Dec 2008|10:08am] |
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i know its the same song. but if you have any semblance of sanity you will EAT IT UP.
and its Gilligans Island!
I COULD LISTEN FOREVER. AND EVER!
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| opportunities now |
[19 Dec 2008|05:15pm] |
this man, this man i have to listen to on the radio ... far, far too often. Jim Rome:
radio is full to the brim with annoying, jackhammeringly egotistical wastes of space, but Jim Rome takes this to some confusing and terrible new level. He's not even the most irritating or the most self-important walking penis on the radio, although trying to determine something like that makes my head hurt. Maybe its just that i'm exposed to this guy more than any other idiot on AM radio, but this man still stands out. He's the most popular sports radio personality in the country, yet his shows always remind me that it is just inherently wrong and evil to give one person free reign to talk. and talk. and talk. for hours on end, alone. its impossible to find transcripts, i'm sure, because no one who likes him enough to do that would go through the self-inflicted shame of actually transcribing this man's stuttering repetition of stupid phrases. but if you were to find it, it would probably go like this (this is actually real, kind of, well... really based on my memory):
"He shot his leg. He didn't get another shot. He GOT shot.
He didn't get a shot of rum. Heeee got shot.
He didn't ..."
and this goes on for about three of the longest minutes of your life, then he has a dramatic pause [awkward silence]. other radio personalities have this too. overlong silences for -- for what? for you to mull over what this great mind is vomiting into your brain, of course!
simply: he must be destroyed.
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| wow |
[13 Dec 2008|05:25pm] |
greece!
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